Thursday

January Issue - Ads





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Help Wanted!


Position: Tutor
Pay: Negotiable
Description: Lecture and demonstrate the complex and often times misunderstood courtship rituals of the Night Elf culture to human female seeking to establish closer relationship with Night Elf male.
Qualifications: Intimate knowledge of Night Elf culture, anatomy, and courtship. Must also be well versed in the practice of 'fly fishing.' Ideal candidate is a real 'go getter', able to work late nights, and with little to no fear of death, public humiliation, or awkward silences.

Contact Bureau of Intercultural Relations, Stormwind, with qualifications or for further information.

Ad submitted by Auruleus Shadolon.


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Seeking: Declan Imports Ltd. is searching for a public face. Extensive travel will be required; for details regarding compensation and job requirements, write Mairnalagh Besson c/o Stormwind City Post.


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In these uncertain times, when the earth shakes and elementals rampage over the land, cultists preaching the end of the world make false promises of an easy escape from pain and suffering for a populace weary of war.

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Contact Coehen Nash via post for a free product catalogue, or stop by our shop for a free consultation with our helpful staff! We are located in the Canals near the Dwarven District of Stormwind, within shouting distance of King Wrynn's castle. Stop in today: you won't be disappointed!


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Hey! Did you hear about free personal ads this February? If you're looking for love or just looking to get lucky send us your ad and a picture! If you get it to us before the end of January we'll run it in the February issue....FREE!


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Interested in advertising with us? Give it a go! Sell a shirt, talk up a guild, or find a date! No limit but your checkbook!


- Personal Ads - 5g

- Crafting Ads - 10g

- Guild Ads - 20g


((Ads should be submitted to: azerothianenquirer@gmail.com Payment may be submitted in game to Jinxelle (H) or Fiammeta (A). ))