Wednesday

November Issue - The Other Side of the Coin



Cultists claim: We just want to help!

You've no doubt heard the phrase "all good things must come to an end" and so it is with your life on Azeroth. It won't be long before the world erupts into chaos as the elements reclaim their birthright.

But you don't have to be afraid during these harrowing times. You don't have to die. We can help you ascend to a new way of life, beyond death, beyond fear, and beyond the powerlessness of mortality.”

We live in tumultuous times. War, invasion, and famine have swept the world, but the real trial is yet to come: the end of Azeroth itself.

How will you cope with the loss and destruction of everything you hold dear? The answer is that you don't have to. Bring your friends and family to one of our gatherings and learn how you can survive the apocalypse together, with us.”

When the flames consume Azeroth, where will you be?

We know that no one wants to dwell on their impending doom, but it's worth thinking about where you'll be spending the hereafter.

Our sages have predicted that the end of the world is nigh, and only the prepared will survive. We can help you survive the raging inferno that will cleanse this world of the wicked. Isn't it time you found some peace of mind?”